It's rare that I'll do a double post in one day, but honestly if I didn't want to one day get rich and famous by being a writer I wouldn't pimp out my book. I don't even know if it is any good because no one comments. So I'll just keep assuming I'm awesome and continue writing it and sharing it till someone/everyone tells me it's rubbish and I should just give up and start turning tricks.
In other news Life Magazine put out these pictures of the faces of divers while diving, which I think are fucking hilarious. I can't stop laughing and I've been looking at these things for days.
|I can do pike pothition, WEE Thpinning.|
|I really have to poop.|
|Why does it hurt?|
|You have to poop? No, I have to poop.|
|What is that Smell? Who's pooping?|
|Say cheese! and make a fist with your foot.|
|By the Power of Buck Teeth!!!|
|IT HURTS BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN THE POWERPUFF GIRLS ARE ON TV.|
|Ladies, How you doing? Me? I'm just diving.|
Enjoy your weekend everyone. See you Tuesday, because I have a long weekend and plan on being smashed.