Last night I took the Russian out again.
We went to go see some stand up comedy. We both agree that female comics suck. Sadly the opener was female and yes she was terrible. The rest of the show was entertaining and we had a good time.
I'm beginning to get a better feel for the way The Russian's brain works. She is quite possibly more sarcastic than I am. I know, I'm impressed too.
I haven't managed to scare her off either which is impressive in itself. It isn't like I'm not being myself either. Here is an excerpt of some of our texting. This is after I've invited her out to the comedy place.
Her: Yea sounds good. I may laugh at some very inappropriate things though...
Me: I told Nazi jokes on the first date, I think you'll be fine.
Her: Funny fact-I'm Jewish. Not religiously but kinda like you're Mormon without the resentment cuz nobody ever made me believe in it...
Me: Still could have offended you, sorry if I did. My bad.
Her: Haha all genocide jokes are equally offensive. I bring it up because I wasn't offended.
Me: Ok, good. Cause I find some offensive things pretty damn funny.
Her: I have a feeling you're not the only one.
I'm going to keep her around I think.
The rest of my weekend wasn't anything that unusual. I drank, I acted like an idiot. I made some other people feel like idiots. I ate some shwarma, which, if you haven't done you should. I think I switched it up to falafel on Saturday night. I learned that rock climbing hung over doesn't work that well. I learned that sleeping on a love seat when you're 6'2 isn't all that great. In fact it is probably worse than you can imagine.
The best part of my weekend was probably the hour of the comedy show I got to sit with my arm around the Russian.
I am going to go out with Fybro for coffee this week just to see if it is even worth pursuing.
I'm also planning on going out with the Russian on Wednesday. I have no ideas at the moment what to do with her.
It is fucking cold out here (minus 25 Celsius here, or -13 Fahrenheit)
I'm thinking something indoors, but what? I'm willing to entertain ideas from my audience so in the comments give me some ideas.