Monday, October 24, 2011

My weekend Monday: CFL

If there is one thing that the Canadian Football League is good for, it's a party.

A friend of a friend got these tickets to a pub organized party bus football game bonanza. Twenty five bucks got us into the pub, one ticket to the game, one beer and one thing of chicken wings for every two people, and a ride to and from the stadium.

I invited Vino, she was more than happy to join, actually cancelling her plans so that she could come.

I can't honestly say I watched that much of the game, partly, because it was a game that didn't matter. The Local team is already in the playoffs and the opponent well, let's just say, they are in last place. I was also pretty involved either talking to Vino or talking the the crazy people surrounding us in the stands.

I was watching the hi-lights later on and I honestly don't remember any of the plays that made it onto the TV. I think that was because our seats actually sucked and we could only really see the end zone.

The evening was a complete success. There was many many good times, laughs had by all and I'm pretty sure Vino may be one of the coolest girls I've ever known.

Near the very beginning of the game these two girls sitting in front of Junior turned around and stole some cheese right off of his pizza that he bought for 7 dollars a slice. I immediately yelled at them "CHEESE THIEVES" They looked appalled and then we all started laughing about it. Ginger and this other guy that had the same name as me started flirting with the two girls and continued right through the end of the night.

One of the girls was a complete bitch, the other I would have hit on and seemed kinda cool. The complete bitch didn't have any right to be a bitch. She had a massive honking nose and was built kinda like a man. I didn't actually say she looked like a man until after she had been a bitch for a while. Although, I didn't say she looked like a man to her face.


Vino did.

Not just in a passing moment either, but actually walked up to their table at the pub after the game and legitimately asked. "You used to be a man, right?"

I think I fell in love on the spot. She is obnoxious in the best kind of way.

The rest of the evening wasn't all that exciting. I dropped Vino off and got, as my friend Natasha called it, "a reverse piggy back" hug. (she wrapped her legs around my waist when hugging her)

The rest of the weekend was spent either doing laundry, working, or sleeping.

Now I've already got some really good advice from #clubbabyseals, but I think I'm going to put this out to the blogosphere and see what everyone else has to say.

Don't judge me it's cheaper than a therapist.

I tried articulating this before and I sucked at it so lets see if I can do a better job here.

I have no idea what Vino's intentions towards me are. I'm pretty sure she knows I have a thing for her. ("Having a Thing": meaning this. If you don't click on the link the short form is "I want to give her orgasms, ten thousand orgasms.")

The advice I've already received is "Ask her out on a proper date, and make sure she knows that it is a proper date." Basically to man the fuck up and tell her I want to put my penis inside her.

The only other option is to wait and see how it plays out.

I'm going to try and hang out with her this week and see if the timing is right for me to man up or not. Normally I can read girls a little better than this and can tell if they like me before I put myself out there. This is a whole new territory for me.

I'm a huge fan of stepping out of my comfort zones so this could be a pretty awesome growing experience regardless of how it goes.

Later Days,


  1. Definitely just man up and ask her out. Though personally I'd substitude: I'd like to {stick my penis in you} WITH {buy you dinner and drinks). But that's just me. Also, I lack a penis so I probably wouldn't say that, unless I knew the other person was into some crazy sex toy action.

  2. I say go for it. "Reverse Piggy Back Hug" when not completely intoxicated is a pretty good sign imo.

  3. MTFU What would you be waiting around for? Her to get bored of waiting for you to show interest?

    Unless Canadian girls are weird, I'd say legs round waist was what might be termed a 'signal'... particularly if she knows you have a 'thing for her', or she's just a bitch, whatever.

    Pad out the words 'you', 'me' and 'date' to form a coherent sentence, that's pretty much it.

  4. I have to go with the man up. You may not be able to read her well enough to know what she is thinking but I think you will be able to read when the situation is right to ask her is just whether or not you take the risk. I concur that the reverse piggy back hug is a great sign.

    If you love pushing your comfort zone then I say go for it...imagine the rush if she says yes and you get to give her your ten thousand orgasms...or hers rather. I say man up...then get the little man up. Ugh...that went yucky. sorry.


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